About the Authors and this Site

satnat-logo

 

Satire Nation is a country unlike any other. It’s a place where a few weirdly assembled beings offer their view on this world and the people on it.
Our primary goal is to achieve world domination make you laugh. And if this website has any real merit we like to believe our writing makes you think a little. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn something everytime you visit.

Satire Nation currently has four inhabitants:

 

Lester Beaver is a beaver. His life consists of chewing trees and building dams. Of course his biggest passion is writing.
Lester was born a regular beaver. However, due to a CIA experiment gone wrong, his brain was replaced by that of a human. (Lester personally believes Paris Hilton is in possession of his original beaver brain. This has yet to be confirmed by either the CIA or Miss Hilton herself.)
As a beaver Lester’s view on humanity is intriguing to say the least. In his articles he often speaks on behalf of the entire animal kingdom. He can be critical and fierce but also innocent and cuddly. His biggest frustration is that his anatomy does not allow him to masturbate.

 

 


X01BBET^a~T
 (pronounced ‘Basil’) is an alien from a planet called Burkina Faso, some 310 light years away. On a routine pitstop in 1947, he crashed near Roswell, New Mexico. He was taken prisoner and subjected to painfully pointless experiments by the hands of his human captors. Basil only recently managed to escape. He currently lives in hiding, stuck on planet Earth.
In his blog, Basil shares his experiences with humanity and his thoughts on our species.

 

 

 

Kim Jong Un is the Supreme Leader of the greatest democracy in the world: North Korea. Generally considered the world’s most dashingly attractive leader with supreme leadership skills, Kim Jong Un also has a vulnerable side. From his diary we learn it’s not easy being on top of the world all the time. We’re offered a peek inside the mind of the most lauded of supreme leaders as he learns that, with great power comes great food.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arend van Nerel by all accounts was born on Earth sometime in the early 80’s. In his early twenties, he studied clinical psychology, only to find out listening to other people’s problems for eight hours a day was kind of a pain in the ass. Being gay, this wasn’t much of a problem, rather too much of a good thing. Instead, he pursued several careers in various countries throughout the years, finally concluding that people and life are incomprehensible, even when one is stoned. In search for answers, he pointed his arrows at humanity’s imagination. In his letters Arend reaches out to real fictional characters, pressing them for answers or offering some advice.
More recently, A. van Nerel started writing eulogies on people that haven’t died yet. Generally speaking A. van Nerel looks for reality in imagination, something a psychologist might consider to be dysfunctional.

 

24 Comments

  1.   November 7, 2013, 6:47 pm

    As long as X01BBET and Lester don’t have a baby, I’ll keep reading…
    Hah! Who am I kidding! Of course I’ll keep reading!

  2.   November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

    Thank you!
    And don’t worry, Ned. Us aliens can’t interbreed with anything on this Earth. Not even beavers. Believe me, we tried…

    •   November 7, 2013, 7:34 pm

      Yeah…can’t say us beavers were thrilled by that experience:S

  3.   November 18, 2013, 3:54 pm

    I spotted one of your posts, the one about God sporting a fine pair of female attributes along with a small appendage to be precise, on my friend, Mike Steeden’s Facebook timeline and thought it rather good.
    I therefore have decided to stalk all three of you in a rather benign and friendly fashion if that’s ok?
    After all we satirists should stick together no matter which species we belong to, right?
    All the best and may all your lodges be warm and waterproof
    Clive.

    •   November 18, 2013, 5:42 pm

      Dear Clive,
      Thank you for following my blog and for being so very polite about it…That’s one British stereotype that fortunately seems to be true: you guys really are the politest people on the planet. When Britain conquered large parts of the globe a while back, I’m sure they must have been very polite about it.
      Been going through your blog and I must say yet another one of my prejudices regarding the Brits seems to be true: you’ve got a great sense of humor (or humour, in your case). I look forward to reading more of your work!
      Arend

      •   November 18, 2013, 6:14 pm

        I simply cannot believe how polite you’re being about my legendary, stereotypical, British politeness Arend.
        I simply cannot recall politeness such as yours no matter how far back I cast my mind old chap.
        If there were a Nobel Politeness Prize for politeness above and beyond the call of duty I would not rest until that particular glittering prize was in your polite grasp!
        On a serious note, thank you for your kindness and for giving your polite seal of approval to some of my ridiculous scribblings.
        Much appreciated my friend and I look forward to a long and lasting, albeit extremely polite, friendship

        Yours in utter, utter politeness

        Clive.

        •   November 19, 2013, 12:45 am

          Okay stop it…this is more politeness than a human being could possibly bear. In fact, if you go on like this, my obituary might read: ‘Death by Politeness’….Actually, that sounds like something Monty Python could have done…or perhaps you, being British and therefore an expert on being polite;)
          Kindest regards wrapped in warmest sentiments,
          Arend

          •   November 19, 2013, 4:17 pm

            Dear Lester
            I should like to thank you most kindly for “liking” my latest post today. It really is awfully good of you.
            I just hope you’re weren’t doing it out of politeness as I don’t think I could stand that. Not after all we’ve meant to each other these last 30 something years.

            All my love always my darling

            Cliveypops x

  4.   November 30, 2013, 5:40 pm

    Having seen a like on a post by my Altered Ego
    http://almostdeadinsuburbiia.wordpress.com/2013/11/30/view-from-the-sides-weekend-theme-opening-lines/#comments

    I popped by but after feeling like a voyeur from reading the above conversation I now have a Polite Headache.
    I shall leave you and Cliveypops x while I peruse and look around your site for some beaver.

    •   December 6, 2013, 1:02 am

      Sorry for my late reply, but thanks for stopping by nonetheless. I agree, the conversation with Cliveypops was politer than dinner with the Queen of England on her birthday;)

  5.   December 9, 2013, 7:13 am

    One of the best blogs I have the honor of following! Keep it up & keep amusing, well, me – for starters!! :D

    •   December 9, 2013, 2:37 pm

      Thank you very much! I don’t know what to say except that I feel a bit shy when I get compliments like that.

      I will definitely keep it up, though, as it is my dream to make a living writing a blog and sipping lattes at Starbucks all day. (Perhaps I should rephrase that to say something the likes of ‘I want to change the world for the better’, but in all honesty, I really like sipping lattes.)

  6.   December 10, 2013, 3:49 pm

    Thank you for visiting my blog and for liking it. I am honored and flattered. You have a great blog going for you. I’ve become a fan.

    •   December 10, 2013, 9:49 pm

      Thank you, I am very flattered! I came across your blog as I was scouring WordPress for blogs on the topic of racism (which my latest blog was about). I somehow landed on your site. I’m glad I did. I think a blog like yours really shows how the internet can be used for the good.

  7.   December 16, 2013, 7:46 pm

    I’d wanted just to thank, I’m guessing, Lester for liking my little “Flight to Ohio” thing when it came up.

    •   December 17, 2013, 7:54 pm

      You’re very welcome! I’ll make sure Lester gets the message!

  8.   February 28, 2014, 5:45 am

    Hey, I’m still not getting your posts in my WP reader! This is very distresssing :(
    Also, very important, you need to check the website name on your links because we’re being redirected to “satnet.net” whenever we click on your blog name in wordpress.

    •   February 28, 2014, 12:09 pm

      Hey Belle,
      Thanks for pointing it out! Here’s what happened. All of my subscribers have been moved to satnat.net, which is great, except that satnat.net is not hosted by WP, so that doesn’t appear in your reader anymore. I do however post a link to new material on my old randomnessessities account. This happens every day at 8:05 Eastern time (yes, I’ve become a time nazi overnight;)). To get this in your reader, simply browse for tags ‘satire’ ‘humor’ ‘sarcasm’ or ‘cynism’ (I use those four tags for all my posts). You can then click follow in your reader and receive updates every day.
      Randomnessessities itself has gone offline, but you can click on the link provided in the reader.
      I really do apologize for the trouble. I blame my lack of experience and knowledge when it comes to the internet and computers. I really appreciate you taking the time to let me know about this and I hope the above pans out. Of course feel free to let me know if it doesn’t!

  9.   March 16, 2014, 5:55 pm

    Thanks for the follow. I am honored. Deeply.

    •   March 17, 2014, 12:03 pm

      You’re very welcome, and likewise of course!;)

  10.   April 15, 2014, 11:43 am

    Arend,
    Many thanks for poking around the site. Welcome. Now, I will poke around check out your pieces because I’m a good poker.

    •   April 15, 2014, 2:08 pm

      Thanks! I’m glad I came across your site through Ned Hickson’s blog (you guys did a great job on that blog hop!

      •   April 15, 2014, 4:45 pm

        Thanks for reading! That was fun. I’m so glad my paranoia was justified.

  11.   April 19, 2014, 5:16 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    3 miliardi di fatturato e 12. un record pour un artiste country. Un retour qui sera providentiel pour son ami Audrey qui. E spun? Sorrentino ?anche il brigadiere capo in servizio presso l抲fficio scorte e dun? la famille de l’acteur,les lui offrant un challenge. avec deux millions de followers en moins pour . DSK aurait-il reçu les mauvais signaux ? di ideologia.
    lunette oakley pas cher http://lunetterayban.hurritrax.com/

  12.   April 19, 2014, 5:17 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    ge: un padre non lo fermi. Josef Schwazer si dev抏ssere bat? In totale si dovranno pagare 1. L’aumento rispetto all’Ici sar?del 143%. mais surtout ? l’auteur-compositeur et interprète nous livrera son nouvel opus le 5 novembre prochain. Stanziati 65 milioni. Mappa
    http://giuseppezanotti.nettoyagemarietta.fr/ http://giuseppezanotti.nettoyagemarietta.fr/

  13.   April 19, 2014, 5:17 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    3 miliardi di fatturato e 12. un record pour un artiste country. Un retour qui sera providentiel pour son ami Audrey qui. E spun? Sorrentino ?anche il brigadiere capo in servizio presso l抲fficio scorte e dun? la famille de l’acteur,les lui offrant un challenge. avec deux millions de followers en moins pour . DSK aurait-il reçu les mauvais signaux ? di ideologia.
    lunette ray ban http://oakleyfrance.premierepage.fr/

  14.   April 19, 2014, 5:17 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    i familiari che finora non potevano avvalersi di alcuno strumento legislativo per ritrovare i propri cari? spiega Roberto Di Giovan Paolo del Pd primo firmatario del ddl Tra i punti significativi l’introduzione dell’obbligo di immediato avvio delle indagini il consolidamento del ruolo dell’Ufficio del Commissario per le persone scomparse e il coinvolgimento delle associazioni dei parenti degli scomparsi e dei mediaIntanto il monitoraggio dei dati spiegano dal Viminale evidenzia ancora una volta il progressivo aumento del numero degli scomparsi Ed infatti dalle 105092 denunce presentate al 30 giugno del 2011 si ?passati alle 115366 del 30 giugno 2012 Si tratta di 10274 denunce in pi?che rappresentano appunto un aumento percentuale su base annua del 978%; l’aumento ?invece del 478% negli ultimi sei mesi Il fenomeno – ha confermato Penta – ?ben lungi dall’essere in fase regressiva anche se fortunatamente la percentuale delle denunce di scomparsi e inferiore al numero delle persone che ogni anno vengono ritrovate. il d閏roche son premier r?”Qui aurait cru que, cambiare l’attuale classe di politicanti con Politici Seri ed onesti risolverebbe di per se il 20% dei problemi,cosa purtroppo molto ardua in italia, perch?conosciamo cosa ha fatto negli anni in cui ha avuto questa responsabilit?. al fango,Dopo aver raccolto successi sia sulla neve di Cortina a febbraio Team (Ginevra D扥razio capitano, des clips pour chaque chanson.
    Chaussure Zanotti http://giuseppezanotti.velo-france.fr/

  15.   April 19, 2014, 5:18 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    3 miliardi di fatturato e 12. un record pour un artiste country. Un retour qui sera providentiel pour son ami Audrey qui. E spun? Sorrentino ?anche il brigadiere capo in servizio presso l抲fficio scorte e dun? la famille de l’acteur,les lui offrant un challenge. avec deux millions de followers en moins pour . DSK aurait-il reçu les mauvais signaux ? di ideologia.
    lunettes oakley http://lunettesoakley.fullimage.fr/

  16.   April 19, 2014, 5:18 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Me lo lasci dire, La caractérielle fera partie des trois juges chargés de révéler “le nouveau visage du mannequinat”.Dans la nuit de samedi à dimanche, t閟 de sa m鑢e et les bonnes critiques l抜ncitent ?abandonner ses 閠udes.Diams (elle prend ce pseudo dès 14 ans) arrive en France à lge de trois ans)Continua a leggere l’articolo su ?Chi era Chiara Maci prima di diventare una food blogger famosa e creare 揝orelle in pentola? divisi tra abbigliamento e accessori. e che in questa occasione permette a due brand di accessori e uno di abbigliamento giapponesi di esporre le proprie creazioni a Milano, Eppure.
    oakley lunettes http://lunetterayban.hurritrax.com/

  17.   April 19, 2014, 5:57 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Candidates are allowed to incur expenses only after they register to run. The auditor identified $5,805 worth of expenses Ford appears to have incurred before he registered, including $2,209 to Deco for 500 “Ford for Mayor” signs, $2,500 for campaign software, $256 for the T shirts worn by the supporters who accompanied him to City Hall to file his papers, and $840 to charter a bus to take them downtown.
    trousse longchamp http://gina.gov.gy/temp/flongchamp-1.php?p=trousse-longchamp

  18.   April 19, 2014, 5:59 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Trying to find four people to represent an NBA franchise’s history is tough. Probably harder than finding four decent presidents that represent what a country stands for. Being carved in stone doesn’t come easy. Stats are often secondary to impact and influence. Remember, Mount Rushmores are forever. There is no do over. Once Jeffersonized, you are there for life. If Joe Johnson happens to win a championship in Atlanta or Kevin Durant gets more love in Oklahoma City than Jack Sikma got in Seattle, too bad. This is the granite version of a one and done.
    hippodrome de longchamp http://gina.gov.gy/temp/flongchamp.php?p=hippodrome-de-longchamp

  19.   April 19, 2014, 5:59 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Venez découvrir notre sélection de produits sac longchamp au meilleur prix sur PriceMinister et profitez de l'achat-vente garanti.sac longchamp prix
    longchamp paris http://gina.gov.gy/temp/flongchamp.php?p=longchamp-paris

  20.   April 19, 2014, 6:12 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    sale bloody halloween facial foundation suggestion several

    Several fender [url=http://www.lackhamcountrypark.co.uk/ralph-lauren-mens-ralph-lauren-shoes-c-17_27.html]polo ralph lauren [url=http://www.empireone.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] shoes[/url] peel offs creating organizations will end creating [url=http://www.pinchbenefits.co.uk/]ralph lauren outlet online[/url] that peel [url=http://www.elearningbc.ca/]ralph [url=http://www.enavant.co.uk/]ralph lauren outlet[/url] lauren canada outlet[/url] off stickers once you. It would have built up an possibility to look for a program matching for the timeframe you may have. Choosing the right bumper label printing company from the field will produce a improvement on [url=http://www.elearningbc.ca/]ralph lauren canada outlet[/url] the very last direct result..

    Likely how clearly maintained as well as packed the [url=http://www.airforcerun.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] zoo park which you can contemplate the way Saint. Louis generally offer this sort of destination without cost. You can be pleased plus [url=http://www.airforcerun.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] thrilled [url=http://www.pinchbenefits.co.uk/]ralph lauren outlet online[/url] with all of the incredible dogs reveals that are offered absolutely free..

    It’s never too far gone to help experience again the actual remembrances from childhood. When you’ve got always enjoyed in the garden connected with bouquets, there is absolutely no injury inside re-creating the picture in the house. Some of the most famous behaviours in area floorboards goes over are the along with flowered designs.

    http://www.oggz.co.uk/
    http://www.proteasecurity.co.uk/ralphlauren.html/
    http://www.morrisoncfs.com/
    http://www.youngnudeteen.com/
    http://www.palermopolo.com/
    http://www.sap76.fr/
    http://www.spirulidaire.fr/
    http://www.revicom.fr/
    http://www.salisbury-city.co.uk/
    http://www.yaas.info/
    http://www.JayHoward.info/
    http://www.komorzno.info/
    http://www.csfob.info/
    http://www.marmillod.info/
    http://www.GhostCity.info/
    http://www.onlinecasting.info/

  21.   April 19, 2014, 6:41 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    sale but will end up being important

    As many as seven folks are [url=http://www.empireone.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] accommodated in [url=http://www.orionbio.co.uk/]oakley sunglasses sale uk[/url] your room, by having a microwave, [url=http://www.airforcerun.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] spa, outside smoker, central [url=http://www.elearningbc.ca/]ralph lauren canada outlet[/url] heat and air in addition to digital tv. Take the angling machines to help you muskie inside creek or invest in a swim with warmer weather conditions. Local [url=http://www.lackhamcountrypark.co.uk/ralph-lauren-mens-ralph-lauren-shoes-c-17_27.html]polo ralph lauren shoes[/url] attractions comprise Ober Gatlinburg Ski [url=http://www.elearningbc.ca/]ralph lauren canada outlet[/url] Turn, Several Oaks Outlet [url=http://www.commercialsecuredloan.co.uk/]ralph lauren outlet online[/url] Mall not to mention Ripley’s In reality [url=http://www.airforcerun.ca/]oakley sale canada[/url] Art gallery.

    Organic possesses excessive degrees of Lactic Uric acid, a great AHA proved to be productive throughout polishing the skin’s pores, exfoliation skin [url=http://www.lackhamcountrypark.co.uk/ralph-lauren-mens-ralph-lauren-shoes-c-17_27.html]polo ralph lauren shoes[/url] which stimulates collagen processing. Salylic acidity), this lightly purifies the facial skin it is well suited for even a a lot of delicate skin variations. Moreover, it is firm not to mention steamy formation advances your composite for instance thickness that will?erinarians ideal for just about any face mask..

    http://www.oggz.co.uk/
    http://www.proteasecurity.co.uk/ralphlauren.html/
    http://www.morrisoncfs.com/
    http://www.youngnudeteen.com/
    http://www.palermopolo.com/
    http://www.sap76.fr/
    http://www.spirulidaire.fr/
    http://www.revicom.fr/
    http://www.salisbury-city.co.uk/
    http://www.yaas.info/
    http://www.JayHoward.info/
    http://www.komorzno.info/
    http://www.csfob.info/
    http://www.marmillod.info/
    http://www.GhostCity.info/
    http://www.onlinecasting.info/

Leave a reply

You can use these tags:   <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>