Ugandans are ignorant black people that live in tree houses, hunt melons, hump monkeys, eat bananas, think the sun is a god and are intolerant of living life any other way.
Gays are people that live in bath houses, eat each other’s excrements in the pursuit of pleasure and know no boundaries when it comes to sin and vulgarity and will do anything in their power to impose this sick lifestyle onto everyone else.
Ugandans and gays don’t go together well. This well known Youtube video shows an Ugandan pastor explaining homosexuality to his peers:
The people of what is now Uganda used to be normal. But then Muslims and Christians had an argument about whose god had the bigger dick and fought it out in what would later become Uganda. Eventually Britain won the fight and essentially turned Uganda into a bitch state.
After gaining their independence in 1962, Uganda has seen its share of turmoil. I guess that makes sense: One can’t ass rape a country into existence and expect it to get up on its feet right away.
Maybe that’s why Uganda doesn’t like its former ass rapists to tell it what it can and can’t do, even if that means they have to be ignorant people that live in tree houses, hunt melons, hump monkeys and be intolerant of living life any other way.
Gay people used to be normal too, but then science and overall rational thinking figured homosexuality is about as common as a McSalad. And so gay people came out of a closet that had been closed for centuries.
Maybe that’s why gays can be so in your face about being gay. If you escape a closet you celebrate. Maybe that’s why gays are people that eat each other’s excrements in the pursuit of pleasure and know no boundaries when it comes to doing anything in their power to impose this sick lifestyle onto others.
I guess Uganda doesn’t really get homosexuality. Maybe that’s why it’s common for Ugandan priests to show gay porn in churches. That way people can see just how sick gay people are.
Countless gays have seen the Youtube video above. That way they can see just how much of a backwater country Uganda is.
From Uganda’s point of view little good ever came from the West. From the gays’ point of view little good ever came out of Uganda.
While Uganda is still busy cleaning up 100 years of colonial ass rape, the gays are organizing parades in their own honor.
Maybe that’s because Ugandans are people that live in tree houses, hunt melons and hump monkeys, while gays are people that know no boundaries when it comes to imposing their sick lifestyle onto others.
I guess it makes sense Ugandans and gays don’t understand each other very well. They grew up in two completely different worlds. If I were Ugandan, I would enjoy pissing off the West. If I were gay, I would enjoy pissing off Uganda.
Uganda knows it is right, even though history has denied it a front row seat to most social and scientific breakthroughs of the past century. Ugandans grew up with prejudice. The West taught them well. Homophobia doesn’t grow in Uganda, it’s imported. It’s easy to be prejudiced when you’re a people that lives in tree houses, hunts melons and humps monkeys.
Gays know they’re right too, even though their struggle is a walk in the park compared to being ass raped by the British for over a century. Gays grew up with prejudice as well. They’re overcoming it, but perhaps they forget their fight is just one of many, maybe because they’re a people too caught up in pushing the boundaries when it comes to imposing their sick lifestyle onto others.
When Uganda looks at the West they see their former masters partying like it’s 1999. That’s harsh, considering it is already 2014 and Uganda has not been invited yet.
When the West looks at Uganda they need a map to find it.
Maybe it’s because Ugandans are people that live in tree houses and hunt melons. You don’t invite those when you’re a people imposing a sick lifestyle onto others.
Maybe Uganda has some catching up to do. Maybe Uganda wants to, but it wants to do it by itself.
Maybe gays need to look back and absorb the history they are part of. Their case is important, but progress entails so much more than just being right.
Maybe Uganda just wants to be independent, for real. Maybe it likes to rid itself of every hint of its former ass rapist. Maybe they just like to be free.
Maybe that’s because they’re people.
Maybe gays like to rid themselves of every hint of their former suppressors. Maybe they just like to be free.
Because they’re people.
Ugandans and homosexuals have a lot in common it seems. Maybe that’s why both watch a lot of gay porn.
Enjoy your journey, but beware of people, for they imagine the strangest things when they don’t understand each other.